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Yes, I used a machine gun.
You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah,
Me? I'm dishonest
A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip. Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.